Pappu Pass Ho Gaya

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : 'HIJKLMNO! '!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !


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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!


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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
PAPPU : 'K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, 'I am.'
PAPPU : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


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TEACHER : 'Can anybody give an example of 'COINCIDENCE?'

PAPPU : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time.'


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TEACHER : 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him?'

PAPPU : 'Because George still had the axe in his hand?'


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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
home.


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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !


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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher


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Pappu Pass Ho Gaya